Futon-of-the-Month Club: Infinite Futon

Treat Yourself Right

Wouldn't you like a freshly themed futon every month? Each of our futons reflects an ever-changing monthly selection, delivered directly to your door.

To start out, you will receive our basic 2Cruel futon.

Comfortable for a glorious two hours, just long enough for you to reach beta waves. Then a time-released hardening agent fills the futon cover.

You should wake up to discover your extremities falling asleep by 1:00 A.M. By dawn, you will be a certifiably changed person! Just ask your chiropractor.

Futon-of-the-Month Club

4/9/11

Infinite Futon

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